The comments on 3asr El hareem post at Mohalyics enocuraged me to share with you the below:
She said to him . . . You wear pants don't you?
He said to me . . ...... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said to him . ....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said to him .. . They don't have time
She said to him.. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
He said .. . They already have boyfriends.
He said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
She said. . A widow.
He said to me . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said to him . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
maskhara ya Omar
ReplyDelete7elwa awyyyyy
fine, its easy to get it all wrong about u. but from what i read here and on mohaly's blog- your diffrent comments-
ReplyDeletei can understand why u give the wrong impression. you are honest, open and straight forward.
a combination not everyone will understand or accept, but it appreciated in a friend - i'd like to have.
i adore nizar qabbany for his openness, honesty and stragith forward style :))), that's why i didnt get it wrong.
u r right HAW, this guy is really good but he doesn't give a "S@#$" about what people think :)
ReplyDeletei can imagine :) otherwise he wouldnt have survived.
ReplyDeletebut its a choice to be oneself and in exchange hell is going arround all time. and none or nothing is worth pretending or loosing one's true self.
but i find it a good chocie anyway