The comments on 3asr El hareem post at Mohalyics enocuraged me to share with you the below:
She said to him . . . You wear pants don't you?
He said to me . . ...... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said to him . ....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said to him .. . They don't have time
She said to him.. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
He said .. . They already have boyfriends.
He said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
She said. . A widow.
He said to me . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said to him . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
