Ana 3ayez men da

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want then, When you see what the other person has, You wish you had ordered that.

Tankini wala Teghadini

Yesterday I was in a party and the girls were debating which is more cool and in fashion the bikini or the tankini. El mohem I went back home and got opened TV on an Egyptian channel and found them taking should women wear hijab or niqab.

Women are Women no matter what, never satisfied!

كيف يسعد الرجل إمرأة؟

كيف يسعد الرجل إمرأة؟

على الرجل أن يكون
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صديق
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رفيق
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حبيب
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أخ
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أب
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سيد
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رئيس
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كهربائي
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نجار
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سباك
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ميكانيكي
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مصمم ديكور
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صاحب أسلوب
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طبيب نفسي
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مبيد حشرات
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طبيب معالج
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مستمع
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مرتب
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يعشق النظافة
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عاطفي
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رياضي
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دافئ
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يقظ ومتنبه
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أنيق
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ذكي
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مرح
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مبدع
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حساس
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قوي
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يتفهم
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يتحمل
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متعقل
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طموح
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ذو مقدرة ومؤهل
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شجاع
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مصمـِّم
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صادق
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يـُعتمد عليه
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يمدحها بانتظام
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يحب التسوق معها
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محترم
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غني جدا
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لا يتسبب برفع ضغطها
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لا ينظر لغيرها من النساء

كيف تسعد المرأة الرجل؟

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بس تتركه في حاله

All Men Are Men

An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived and bet twenty-thousand pounds on a single roll of the dice.

She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'.

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and Yelled,

'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...*

*'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!'

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'

The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'

**MORAL OF THE STORY -**

**Not all Irish are stupid and not all Blondes are Dumb,

But all Men are Men.*